Drove to the 99cent store and filled the truck with everything from root beer to water pistols, placed a few tables on the lawn and painted a sign. ”Seven11 - Black & White edition” in glitter colors. Dressed in couture Versace and a Darth Vader mask, Black knocked on every door in the neighborhood and handed out discount cards.
”A new store just opened around the corner! It has everything you will ever need AND more!” She shouted in their faces.
But it went all to blazes. We didn’t sell a thing. Probably because no one knew the secret password for entrance.
"Idiots." Black whispered to me. "Barbosa - how can ppl NOT get that? It's so easy."
When the heat of the Darth Vader disguise got unbearable we decided to declare bankruptcy. Gave all the stuff to the gardener. He threw them in the bin.
Tonight double sided Pneumonia hits Chateau Marmont. Will I see you there?