What a night:

8 PM. Me and Black are in need of a break from the madness in my backyard (I'll tell you more about that… And Mr Mysterious/Sombrero guy and granny's will later), so we go for a few drinks @ the Roosevelt.
When the alcohol from four Bloody Marys runs through Black's veins she asks:
"Where's Aloysius?"
I stare @ his empty chair. Filled with panic I get up, find a security guard and press a 100 dollar bill in his hand, and as if by a stroke of magic EVERYONE is looking 4 my bear. Finally, when I'm already in tears, a bartender comes over with Aloysius in his arms.
"Is this yours?" he says.
I nod.
"Then I guess you owe me 180 dollars."
The insolent bear had managed to down four tequila. And he hadn't been satisfied with straight tequia. Oh NO. He had ordered 20 year Sauza Bianco @ 10$ per centiliter.
I'm so upset I don't even know if I'm angry or what.
"YOU STUPID BEAR" I scream while shaking him "Don't EVER do that again."
But he doesn't respond.
"Jesus, just tell me what's WRONG? Why are you doing all this?"
He gazes @ me and then @ Black, and then it looks like he's thinking.
"Ok" he says looking straight @ me "I'll tell u, but only 2 you, and I have to whisper."
"Sure" I say and he leans close to my ear.…
Ha ha ha. Its just to crazy.
You want 2 know what he said?

23 comments:

  1. I would like it but I don't have facebook!
    How can Aloysius do that?! And what did he say?

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  2. hilarious! you are not only a fabulous stylish girl! you know how to write a story too! it looks like a children bedtime story but it is not (hey you are talking about tequila). i always love a little dark edgy story, like tim burton, he is fabulous in turning a child story into something wicked! curious about the rest! as i said before, love it that you are doing something else

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  3. Your Blog is <3 amazing . It's really hooking and inspiring. I'm hooked. Now I want to wear grannys gowns and never leave home;D

    Can't wait to know about you more. Your personality. And love your PR.

    Peace, Martyna.

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  4. Aloysius looks good as Woody Allen.

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  5. Looks like Aloysius is much better now! He's so adorable with those glasses on!

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  6. YES i wanna know. please tell us

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  7. Aloysius is a serious motherfucker right? I'm sure that if we were still in LA he would have hang out with BAbo, going to those secret parties he thorows with chinese dolls and gangsta...

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  8. as his facebook page says, "he's a bear with exclusive taste". haha. lovely

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  9. i actually felt you panic (i think) when i read this. you're an amazing writer

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  10. That's one hip bear! : )

    http://passion-for-shoes.com

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  11. silly aloysius, very naughty of him to put you in a panic and down $180 worth of tequila. bears got great taste though :)

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  12. what DID he say?

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  13. Absolutely Mrs. K, thank you! you should watch tim burton's short animation "vincent". x

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  14. Kat! haha, i'll tell him that. he started to dress like that a week ago, since he's "not a child anymore".

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  15. Valerie, he went a bit over the top with that bio, i have to say. XX

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  16. yes, we want to know what did hi said. Please, tell us!

    By the way, I really like your blog style, it's unique and I read your blog so often and I just wonder..if we could follow each other.. But even if your answer is “no” I’ll be still your reader ♥

    with love,
    http://chocarome.blogspot.com/

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  17. can't wait to hear what aloysius said to you and thank your lucky star's that you found him :)

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  18. Pralinka, I ♥ your name. Wanna EAT it. Let's follow each other

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  19. haha stupid bear

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  20. ur writing is amazing xx

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  21. I want to be reincarnated as Aloysius.

    Style Anthem.

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